Bob Wished For a Job By Aaron Ng

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There once was a man whose name was Bob,

And all he ever wished for was a job.

He would wake up every morning with a jolly, big smile on his face,

And say, “I am going to find a job today,” but this was never the case.

 

One day, Bob decided to go to the grocery shop,

In hope to find work by cutting pork chops,

But before he could get to the grocery store,

He actually believed that he was stopped by Thor.

With an outstretched arm, Thor commandingly said, “come with me,”

And without hesitation Bob took his hand in jubilee.

 

With their arms interlocked, they rose higher and higher,

Passing people, buildings, and even telephone wires.

That was when Thor said, “I’ve got something important to tell you Bob,

You must go to the mayor’s office and ask for a job.

For I have seen the future, and you must be this city’s leader,

And help this city reach its potential as a world-beater.”

 

With that, Thor swooped down and dropped Bob at the mayor’s building.

Bob demanded an interview, but was told he would have to pay a shilling.

In the interview, Bob tried to explain his destiny and situation;

That he was specifically chosen by Thor to lead this generation.

The interviewer laughed and giggled, but soon realized Bob was serious.

Furiously, the interviewer left the room and said, “You are delirious.”

 

For the next few hours, Bob wouldn’t leave and tried to argue his point;

That Thor was not one who he could disappoint.

The people in the building decided to call the police,

In hope that they could help their problems decrease.

As the police arrived and tried to push Bob into the police car,

He screamed, “You are all going to regret not hiring a rising star.”

 

After being bailed out by his friend,

Bob embarrassingly muttered, “Thank you Doctor Bertrand.”

Once they were out of the police station,

Bob’s doctor asked out in frustration,

“Bob, did you not eat your medicine today,

How else are you going to find a job someday?”

 

There once was a man whose name was Bob,

And all he ever wished for was a Job.

He would wake up every morning with a jolly, big smile on his face,

And say, “I am going to find a job today,” but this was never the case.thors hammer and mighty thor

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